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The NSPCC, Terrence Higgins Trust and NUT, amongst others, have said in a letter to The Times that all school children should receive sex and relationships education

A survey carried out by Freeview Playback has shown that six out of ten adults will be sleeping off Christmas excess by 4:22pm on Christmas Day.

Tesco has suspended deliveries to the Orton area of Peterborough after a spate of attacks on delivery drivers.

Firefighters helped remove a metal ring from a man's penis after hospital staff feared it could cut off the blood supply and lead to amputation.

The operation, carried out at the Royal Wigan Infirmary, involved wrapping a thin sheet of metal round the penis to protect it, while the fire crew used a hand-held grinder to cut the ring.

There's no word on how the ring got onto the penis in the first place.

Yes, it's the penis trapped in metal ring story again.

Because, let's be honest, it's a gift that keeps on giving.

John Darwin, the man who reappeared five years after apparently dying in a canoeing accident, has been remanded in custody on deception charges.

His wife, Anne, has been arrested on her return to the UK and charged with deception

Thanks to Mike Wood for the idea