Friday, 12th December, 2008
SuperPM
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Following Gordon Brown's accidental claim to have saved the world, Harriet Harman probably hasn't helped matters by comparing Gordon Brown to Superman (and likening David Cameron to The Joker).

Wednesday, 10th December, 2008
Internet Whoops Foundation
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The Internet Watch Foundation (IWF) has reversed the decision, made a couple of days ago, to block a page on Wikipedia which linked to what it described as a potentially illegal image (a view not apparently shared by Channel 4 News, which downloaded a copy in order to broadcast it, albeit with the naughty bits blurred out).

The page has now become one of the most viewed on Wikipedia. In a statement, the IWF said that attempting to prevent people seeing the widely-available image had had the opposite effect.

Hello! 9 months since the last post? Crikey.

Monday, 3rd March, 2008
Gas leak
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After a mains water pipe leaked into a gas main, a hundred homes in Kent are still without gas supplies. Over 130,000 litres of water have already been pumped from the gas pipes.

Tuesday, 12th February, 2008
Lines for parking on double-yellows?
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A school in Kent is to punish pupils for their parents' school-run bad parking. Any pupil caught getting into a car parked in the bus lane outside the school will receive detention.

Hmmm... Whoops. That teacher's arms weren't intended to be a Jeremy Beadle tribute.

"Go green" day for National Trust staff
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The National Trust is to give its 54,000 staff and volunteers the 29th of February off to make their lives more environmentally friendly. They'll be expected to report to managers how they spent the day being greener.

The Trust is encouraging other companies to do the same.

French time
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A public meeting, held to discuss moving the States of Guernsey to Central European time, had to be cancelled after no-one could be found to oppose the plan.

Central European Time (CET) is an hour ahead of UK time, and is used in many European countries including France, Spain, Germany and Belgium. Despite their proximity to France, the Channel Islands currently keep to UK time.

Felt tip pen drawing today. Sadly, my Tesco Value set of 75 felt tips failed to include anything pink and skintone-ish.

Tuesday, 5th February, 2008
Bottling it
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P&O are ensuring that the bottle of champagne breaks during the traditional naming ceremony for its new liner Ventura.

Following the failure of a bottle to break against the side of rival firm Cunard's ship Queen Victoria, which is considered bad luck (not to mention embarrassing), P&O have enlisted the help of the Royal Marines to ensure the bottle smashes.

Thursday, 31st January, 2008
Beadle's not about
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Jeremy Beadle has died in hospital after being admitted last week suffering from pneumonia. He was 59.

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